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Acupuncture increases fertility? Have you tried this? Did I do something wrong?

Hi! My name is Betty I am 23 years old and I REALLY want a baby! I appreciate everyone answering my questions, even though some of you aren't very nice, still I don't let your negativity get me down! You have to stay positive for baby dust to work!

On a recent question, someone suggested I try acupuncture to increase my chances of conception! That sounded like a great idea, but I am poor and can't afford a professional. Instead, I found some sewing needles and starting inserting them....well..."into myself"..IT HURT! But I'll do anything for Baby #1!

The problem was, when my husband came home to help me conceive, all the little needles cut his "gravy baster" and he got SOOO MAD! I passed out from all the pain and when I woke up the needles had been shoved in deeper and my boyfriend is gone.

This is such a mess.

Has acupuncture worked for anyone else?
I think that girl was just trying to trick me!

Bad Baby Dust to her!

I love you Betty. I will help you. I don't care if my prick gets pricked. It's tough as nails.

You got it Betty, baby!! Report It

You need professional help. I saw your question and even before I opened it, knew it was made up. What is wrong with you. Do you know you can be reported to Yahoo answers for wasting everybody's time

you poor barren dear, don't let these naysayers get you down. i tried the same thing in my quest to procreate. honey, sewing needles don't work. you need to contact a reputable high priestess who practices black magic. she will use voodoo pins, the only type of penetration to work. i will email you with instructions....i don't want the negative TTC women on here to contact her.

I have tried acupuncture and sill no good candidates:(
I just don't know what to do.
Thanks for the offer of a baby BTW. That was very kind of you, but it really needs to be my seed that makes this baby. If you want I am willing to give it a go with you!

oh no, you poor thing! What is up with all these nasty b*tches on this site? They are report button happy to say the least. I guess with al ltheir free time they have with no kids and obviously not getting any in the bedroom, they have nothing but bitterness inside. I bet thats Why God doesn't let them have a baby too. With your sweetness, God will knock u up in no time Betty! And no, haven't tried acupunture but it sounds like fun!

You need help- I remember you... pyscho!!!

Betty doesn't need a baby.... Betty needs a life.....

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