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Isn't Chlamydia a flower?

We were learning about STDs today in Health class and we all received the name of an STD on a slip of paper.

I told my teacher mine was wrong because chlamydia is a flower. She told me it wasn't.

I'm pretty sure it's a flower because we have it on like, a trellis at my parent's beach house.

What are your thoughts on this?

YOUR TRELLIS IS A WHORE!!!

And I think you mean Camellia, not Chlamydia, as a flower ;).

Chlamydia is the most frequently reported bacterial sexually transmitted disease in the United States. In 2006, 1,030,911 chlamydial infections were reported to CDC from 50 states and the District of Columbia. Under-reporting is substantial because most people with chlamydia are not aware of their infections and do not seek testing. Also, testing is not often done if patients are treated for their symptoms. An estimated 2,291,000 non-institutionalized U.S. civilians ages 14-39 are infected with Chlamydia based on the U.S. National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey. Women are frequently re-infected if their sex partners are not treated.

Trust me--your teacher's right. There are several plants with interesting names, but that is NOT one of them. My husband works at the receiving lab at the Indiana State Department of Health, and I am always hearing about how he received speciments of HIV, syphilis, chlamydia, etc.

Clematis is a climbing vine with flowers, available to everyone. It likes it's feet in the shade and its face in the sun.

Chlamydia lives in total darkness and is available only to the deflowered.

No.

This is clematis.
http://www.clematis.com.pl/wms/wmsg.php/

THIS is chlamydia.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/Chlamydia/STDFact...

It's "Clematis", NOT Chlamydia!

I tripple dog dare you to go to the closest florest or garden center and tell them you wish to buy "Chlamydia"!!

I quite enjoy planting chlamydia.

uhhh that's one flower you don't want to pick! yaaa dig?

I thought it was a girl's name. Or maybe the girl is named after the flower.

Whatever you do, don't rub up against that trellis!


It will be much worse than poison ivy...

Quite obviously. I'm sure she meant to hand you a slip that said 'clematis'....

Aren't there crabs at the beach house too?

Nope...not a flower!

I know this is a trick question or at the very least you want to see how many dumb answers you get.
No it is NOT a flower by any sense of the imagination and it can cause women a plethora of illnesses. There is only one way to contact this and it is through sexual intercourse. Most generally from a female to a male that passes it on to all of his sexual contacts.
I don't think this is growing up the trellis...........
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Definition of Chlamydia

Chlamydia: ((((A type of bacteria))))
one species of which causes an infection
((((((very similar to gonorrhea )))))
in the way that it is spread, the symptoms it produces, and the long-term consequences.

Like gonorrhea, chlamydia is found in the cervix and urethra and can also live in the throat or rectum. Like gonorrhea, it is highly destructive to the tubes (the fallopian tubes), the conduits through which the eggs voyage from the ovary to the womb. (((As a consequence, it causes infertility and tubal pregnancies ))))(pregnancies that implant ectopically in the tubes, a potential disaster). Again like gonorrhea, chlamydia is a prime cause of severe pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). Because women newly infected with chlamydia tend not to have symptoms (to be "silent" or symptom-free),((( chlamydia often goes undetected and untreated,))))
the disease can progress in a stealthy way to wreck extensive destruction of the fallopian tubes and lead to infertility. Once again like gonorrhea, chlamydia is associated with an increased incidence of preterm births (premies). Women with a history of chlamydia have an ((((increased risk of developing cancer of the cervix.)))))

((((The infant can also acquire the disease during his or her passage through the birth canal,)))))

leading the baby to have eye disease or pneumonia. This is one of the reasons that all newborns are treated with eye drops after birth.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art....

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