Can you get chlamydia from dirty toilets and stuff?

No, you can not. Chlamydia is a type of vaginitis, a disorder that causes swelling or infection of the vagina and vulva. In women, the bacteria that causes chlamydia often infects the cells of the cervix, but can spread to the uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries. In men, the bacteria affect the urethra Source(s): If you need more info go to http://obgyn.healthcentersonline.com/std...

yeah u can at extreme cases
Yes you can!! Use the TP!
Absolutly ! If an infected person has recently used the toilet the seat will be crawling with microbes just waiting to get into your naughty bits. Do not under any circumstances sit on a public toilet! Practice standing at home until you are comfortable enough to use public facilities.
yes
an STD can only be passed by bodily fluids meeting. You could only get it from a toilet seat if you had a cut "you know where" and there was "you know what" on the toilet seat