How can i get a cold or something?

How can i get sick (nothing serious) but sick enough to not be able to attend a piano recital.
please i really don't want to go after the last one, it was so really humilating.

seriously, i forgot EVERYTHING, i can perform dance just fine, but just not piano. so please help me out.

I think I'm getting a cold :(
I wish you could have mine instead of mine! I just have the ol' sore throat and I'm getting a slightly runny nose. Damn I hate my body...
Anyway enough complaining.

If you seriously want a cold then I think this is how I got one-
*Spent a lot of time on the tube (I think called subway/ metro in other places...) It's underground so fresh air can't get in and germs can't escape= crawling with germs.
*Lack of sleep. On friday night I barely slept. (Thurs and Fri was when I was on the tube loads)
*I went out friday night only wearing leggings and a small dress and 2 cardigans. Which wasn't enough- it's cold here!
*Too much time with loads of other people (party)
*Not enough healthy food and water (but not too much to get really ill!)

Or, you could eat a really spicy curry the night before and hope for diarrhea...?
But that's risky... and very unpleasant!

I hope you succeed if you want to! (but also that you don't feel too crappy!)
And good luck if you do end up doing the piano recital! I'm sure it won't go too badly!

Well I can give you something... or at least try... and its call CONFIDENCE.

Get some kiddo. Just pretend like no one is watching and just play. And if you mess up a little, who cares. Even famous musicians mess up. So what?

go its good experience for how hard real life is.
or you could risk getting really sick , like hepatitis or herpes & look for used gum & pop it in your mouth. but these viruses are incurable.

drink sour milk

Don't wash your hands, hang around those that have colds, or flu. You will probably just have to fake it though....

How about just quit.