How to fake sick with the flu?

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go to the sporting goods store and get those hand warmers that last for hours. they're small so you can stash it under your pillow.

hope that helps ferris.

put on alot of clothes, like a touque a jacket, pants socks, gloves and do push ups, jumping jacks, anything that makes you sweat ya know, then take em all off and go into your parents room right after in your PJ's, and act all sick. Do it right after though cause you'll eventually cool down, also put some red blush on, rub it in good so you can't tell it's make up, so when you cool down your still red.

okay um the FLU is no joke. you can DIE from a severe flu. so dont kill your parents by faking the flu because they will feel terrible for you and it will make you feel bad. Also, you cant FAKE the flu. NO ONE will believe you. &&ever heard of karma? if you fake the flu, you WILL get it eventually. And you will HATE it. TRUST ME.

Put your head near the lamp
rub your head on you pillow, friction will make it warmer
at school... thats though. rub your head on your sweatshirt or wear a lot of warm clothes to make your whole body warm.
Suck on a penny, it will make your temperature go up one or two degrees.

it helps if you have a sibling to play sick with you. then you 2 can work up a sweat all day alone in the house so mom comes home and sees your hair and clothes plastered to your body and lets you stay home again the next day. =)

DO NOT IN ANY SERUMSTANCES FAKE THE FLU!
YOUR PARENTS CAN GERT VERRRY WORRIED!

try faking a cold. just in the morning start coughing, sniff a little, make your voice sound funny. and pretend you have a headache.

always works for me =D
hope it helps :)

for the high fever put boiling hot water on the thermometer when ur moms not looking, but not to hot.
then for the nasuea spin in circles.
the eyes, tape ur eyes open for about 2 minutes.
that will work for sure!

rub your head really hard then spin around in circles to add the puking affect.

Get a virus from someone with the flu

stay under your blanket for a while, and wear like warm clothes so can like sweat so maybe that will help

use a hot facecloth.

rub a coin on your eye and you will get pink eye for sure ha...sucks but it keeps you home for awhile

bite down on something really hard.

why are you faking sick?

Run on the spot for a few minutes...