I've got man flu is there a cure because I'm dieing?

ahhh poor baby, cuddle up with a blankie and sip some lemsip your slight cold will soon pass..

man flu = runny nose.

Apparently the cure is to lie there looking really pathetic wailing, "I'm not welllllllllll" to anyone who passes by.

make a hot toddy of lemon with a good drop of whisky in it
some asprin and go to bed and sweat it out .the best cure is lots of sleep and rest , dont run around
and chew on some vitamin c tablets or squeeze some oranges in warm water with some sugar in between the toddies

Tell yourself you've got women flu and get up and carry on.

Take paracetomol & stay in bed.

the cure is to go self employed

Yes, the cure is to die

the best cure for man flu is rest, relaxation, tlc, and beer, especially beer. women just don't appreciate man flu, do they :-)

Then do it quietly,Gizmo,you don,t want to disturb the neighbours.Hope you feel better soon though,honest.

Pull yourself together you wimp

A sex change is the only way out Im afraid. Men are wimps!

I'm afraid this is a very serious condition,make sure you have all your affairs in order and notify your next of kin.
Alternatively you could take some hot water with honey and lemon in it and go to bed.Good luck.

Yes, try getting a woman with a flu to try and cancel each other out.

take some robutussin...and go get a box of kleenex.

NO KNOWN CURE, JUST HAVE TO STAY IN BED, AND GET SOMEONE TO RUN ROUND FOR YOU.

Go for a long walk in the fresh air. It will go