How can i make myself have the stomach flu?

I want to to get a stomach flu. I have never had it befor. And i have never puked ever since i was 4 and up. I can tell you that i havnt puked for over 8 years. I just wanna see if my body will puke. I really want too. and i wanna get out of school. I cant fake it. my mom checks my temperature and i feel bad if i lie about it. So how can i make myself get the stomach flu?

This is so S*T*U*P*I*D

Why dont you go lick your dog's *** after he/she takes a #2, then just for kicks, goto the nearest bus or train station and put the blue urainal pucks in your mouth like a breath mint, then just to make sure you absolutley have it, buy a hamburger from McDonalds, take it home and then leave it out in the open for a week before you eat it.

Have fun with your Stomach Flu, by the end of the 1st day, you should be praying for death by lawn mower.

Darlin', you can't make yourself get the stomach flu. It isn't something you want to have. Throwing up is not good for you, and people die from the stomach flu. Just go to school like a good child, eventually you will catch a "bug" from someone. I think it's absolutely amazing you haven't caught the flu, you are obviously very healthy and should be proud of that fact! Many people work hard their entire lives trying to achieve good health. Good luck to you anyway.

I get so mad when I see questions like this.
Tihs is why health care is sky high, people that purposely get sick or injure themselves just for "fun".
I think if stupid acts can be proven, then regardles of any health care you have, you or your parents have to pay the full bill, out of pocket.
It also irrates me, that my daughter has been so sick,near death, more then once, she dang sure didn't ask for it,wish for it ect and people want to get sick on purpose--grow up!
If you want to know if your body can throw up-stick your fingers down your throat!

wow...um you really really really don't want it. I had it last month and threw up twice. Now i feel like i can never eat the meal i threw up again...Reminds me of eating vomit for some reason. AND the pain. The stomach pain is the worst.

You could also get diarrhea and that's no fun either

BUT i suppose you can go lick a public toilet seat or something.

Basically, be exposed to some one who has it and if it transfer to you. Take a look at your health or biology book or check the web for the medical sites.

Be careful what you ask for - you might get what you want and more.

trust me you do not want the stomach flu

please grow up before asking another question