Can i use gonorrhea as an excuse to get out of gym class?

Where do you work where they make you have a gym class?

Hmm... Try herpes. Cause gonnorhea normally isn't as bad for girls. Most don't even know they have it.


Or you could say you have some new disease called Machobakagymclassallergicosis. Say if you go to gym class, it could be fatal.

You have Gonorrhea? I think you could have mentioned that before.

I wouldn't... if the gym teacher finds out, you'll never be able to sleep with him/her to get an A in the class. Unless you got it from him/her, in which case you're golden.

Yeah, but spread some oatmeal on your hands first and collapse in the coach's arms. Be ready - he'll probably drop you and scream like a girl.

You use it to get out of everything else...why not?

"I have to go through the 10 items or less line?..but I have gonorrhoea" sound familiar?

That might be too embarrassing for you. Try using your period as an excuse instead.

I would hope so! I would think the PE teacher would not want to students to slip in that yellow leaky fluid.

you can try but I don't think they'll believe you... seeing as to how you're a virgin and all

Or you could pee your pants and tell them your water just broke, worked everytime for me

don't tell them you have a disease...tell them you have your period or that you're injured

I think I may use that to get out of work .

that and the crabs you got from cubbie.