Incontinence: Now that the cold winter weather is upon us, do you ever ..... ??

turn your heat up to 87 degrees, throw on your purple polka-dotted bikini, and drink Long Island iced teas in your living room ..... pretending that it is really still July .... ?

I find that this works especially well after drinking 4 or 5 Mai Tai's ....... :)
Whooo hoooo!

Nude bathing & blow up palm trees

Are you spying on me again? I'm calling the cops!

i do not do that, feel free though.

Incontinence? you get drunk and piss your pants?

I'm in Hawaii so we just go to the beach for real on the weekends.

Hmm... I don't do that. Ummm... let's see - I think the coldness down here in louisiana is not 2 bad. About incontinence, well I've been a virgin up till now so I guess the cold weather doesn't affect me much in avoiding fornication.

I live in Australia, so to get the white Christmas feel I pack ice cubes into my undies and run around town spraying people down with fake snow.

i just moved to de from south fla 2 months ago so i HAVE to do that but with out the bikini....well some times lol

How did you know about that?????? BTW my bikini is pink polka-dotted!

Yes I do and I point my heat lamp towards me so I can get that tan going.

well i make a fire, put on my long johns and have hot buttered rums. thats kinda close!

I'd have to get drunk first so that I wouldn't care about the hike it would cause in my gas bill.

It's so so sad to be a responsible, frugal adult.

Dear Diaper Goo,
I to find the allure of sunny weather is at it's height during dark, and dreary days of winter. I to like to slam down a couple Midori Sours and let it all hang out, as if I'm in Hawaii. It gives me the chance of doing my favorite sport.... the hula-hoop. Unfortunately, no one around me understands this yearning and complains, b!tches, and moans until I cover myself. I do hate to see them making exaggerated attempts at scratching their eyes out while tossing there cookies at me!

Yours Truly,
Incontinence