Should slash priced incontinence wear be marked-up as water damaged?

Urine a world of your own!

Sorry Alicat! great minds and all that!

sounds like loonacy to me.
Where do you get your wit from i thinks its brill!
soiled maybe if it slashed ! you gotta skeet some to water damage it.
They could let it go a wee bit cheaper, but then everyone would be wetting themselves to buy them and they may not get there before it's too late. Worse still, they could have a run on them.
Ian M pinched my answer.

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Rather than put a damper on things pmsl !..

That's ok Ian I'm not unappy.
Me and my mate Cath Eter wee have to agree. They should be put in special leak proof padded bags so that folks can spend their pennies without too much piddling about.