Self-liposuction?

Is it possible? I am deadly serious about this.
peace and lurve.

I'm not actually saying I WANT to do it, I'm asking is it actually possible.

Liposuction is when a medical profession removes fat from parts of the body. Unfortunately if you can be under anasteesha and still be able to remove fat. Sorry

Probably not.

uhm. i dont think thats possible...

two words:

seran wrap.

yeah just hold still and let me poke you with my sippy straw. ahh thats it now just hold still while i suck my own fat out, yeeeahhh.

i doubt it

thats the worst idea ive ever heard!!!!! you could seriously harm yourself..not COULD actually.. you would. DONT DO IT.

ew i wouldnt do it.

I highly doubt that, how is it even possible?

I dont think so!

( o _ 0 ) ?! Uh...no!

Don't think possible.

Sure it is. I took out my own appendix.

NO, you should no try self liposuction!! that would be soooo dangerous!
peace and love

Nope, sorry.

You'll need a big vacum cleaner with plenty of suction.

EWWWWW!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!

thats gross
how would u even do that
you would hurt yourself

no, but I do think people should try more or less not to eat like cows then worrying about lipo-suction

probably not, but i remember watching a t.v. show about a man who's friend hooked up a vaccuum and tubes of some sort, put anesthetics is his overweight friend, and litterally gave him liposuction in the living room! however, the man died of overdosing on the anesthetics

well if ya can cut ya skin with a scapel then get a hoover and suck it out with out passing out then stitch it up then yeah i guess

get one of those air-tight sealers and ull b good to go!! enjoy!

Lipo suction requires out patient surgery. It's not like you can plug in the Dyson on the 'high shag' setting and remove the problem. It's painful, and you will need to be sedated. Also, it is somewhat invasive. First, the area is pounded to loosen the fat, then an incision is made into which is jammed a hose which is connected to a surgical vacuum which sucks out fatty deposits into a canister. There will be some minor bleeding, but this isn't something you do yourself and you know this. Try diet and exercise first. Then see a doctor about this procedure.

No it is not possible. Even if you were a plastic surgeon, it would not be possible to give you're self liposuction because it is a major surgery, and even if you could manage without the anestetic, it would look and heal horribly, not to mention be painful and most likely, you would die.

If you really really want lipo, go to a real surgeon. There is no way to do it yourself.

No, honey, you'd kill yourself.

Let me know it you figure it out...I could seriously make some money at home...lol!

Can you operate on yourself while you're asleep? Ok, lets say you have an uncanny ability to not feel pain at all, do you have the medical training? Let alone, the access to supplies? If you need to lose weight just exercise more and eat less, just that simple.

try a search engine...place those very words in it...SELF LIPOSUCTION...I'll bet you come up with something..by the way, what is lurve?...roflamo...Gawdie, this is getting to be just too much here!! Time to discontinue Q & A!!!