Liposuction at home?

i was watching southpark and i saw this epidsode where they give butters a lipsuction in the living room. they just cut open his stomach, stick a tube in and then suck the flab out. i wanted to try it. i feel fat, and i want a quick and cheap fix because i am a little bit pooor. So should i do this? i find south park is usually a realiable source, what do you think.

PS I AM DESPERATE

SO basically i do not want to get it proffesionally done. i would just stick in a tube and suck my butter flab out of my tummy

Sure give it a try, let me know if it works.

This is such a pathetic question. If you are poor and want a quick fix, then you are going to be fat,lazy, AND poor for the rest of your life. Get off the computer chair and run or walk outside. Who says you have to have money to lose weight and who says lypo is a cheap fix? You want a cheap fix because you are too lazy to exercise. Because you are lazy, you (probably) do not want to work as much and get money. Well, if you start exercising you will not be lazy anymore and you'll lose weight, which in turn will better your life in every aspect.

Liposuction is disgusting. The fat will just grow back somewhere else!

NO DON'T DO IT SOUTH PARK IS A CARTOON. THIS IS A STUPID IDEA TO DO.

go for it and let us know how good it was