Poll:if your bf/hubby bought you weight loss nutrition bars instead of chocolate on valentines day?

what would you say/do to him?

Honestly? I would appreciate the hint.

Well, I'd be deeply hurt, but this is what I'd do after that, at dinner time, I'd make him a big, big meal, then announce the dessert after and give him back the weight loss bar on a plate, saying: "Here's the dessert, ENJOY!"

=P

Lol umm i'd say "thanks honey...do you think i'm fat or are you just looking out for my health and weight maintainance?"
90% of guys will deny and be like "oh no you're fine I just thought you'd like something different"
They wont magically work after 1 try so why not take it.

I would probably throw them at him, wouldn't want the chocolates either....

I'd ask if he was on crack because I am definately not fat. And I'd be really dissapointed as I love chocolate!

i would shove those nutrition bars up his ***... and tell him... thats the only taste of *** your getting tonight... so you better dig out and eat up

Id laugh hand them back to him and tell him he will need these since i wont be cooking for him any more : )

Thats hilarious!

I would strike him to the ground and stab him in the ear.

you Aholeeee!

"What the hell am I gonna do with these?! I barely have any f*cking fat on my body you callous bastard!"

Slap him first.
Fuss at him next.
Then kick him out.
Finally, tell him its over.
I'm very sensitive about my weight.

I'd get so mad i'd probably dump him.

i would tell him to get lost

"are you trying to say i'm fat?"
what an a$$ if he did lol