Can you give me some satirical ways to fix obesity?

Satire at it鈥檚 very best and enough to put you off your food.

Jonathan Swift

A Modest Proposal. (1729)

http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~rbear/modes...

A MODEST PROPOSAL

FOR PREVENTING THE CHILDREN OF POOR PEOPLE IN IRELAND FROM BEING A BURDEN TO THEIR PARENTS OR COUNTRY, AND FOR MAKING THEM BENEFICIAL TO THE PUBLIC

Good luck.

Kevin, Liverpool, England.

Stop stuffing food in your yapper!
what does satrical mean?
Let em eat cake?

down the hatch?

Belly up to the bar boys?

I'm going to bed, I'll write more tomorrow ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Promote cannibalism in the third world. Organize lots of fat camps in sub-Saharan Africa and Afghanistan.
Some scientists found a way: they realized that you not only eat with your mouth and eyes, but your nose, also, so they added a scent, like chocolate, to something healthy that you wouldn't necessarily enjoy, like tofu, and it worked on many people. It made them think they were eating something unhealthy, which satisfied their cravings, when they actually ate something "gross" but healthy.