Why is the health section ruled by ignorant teens?

3/4 of the questions are....

am i fat? a person over the internet with no pictures can decide this better than myself

im 14 and my penis is 9 inch. am i short?

am i pregnant? i had unprotected sex 20 times in a row

i need to lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks but i want to keep my diet of honeybuns

and all the little boys who think they need to drink protein drinks for lifting a teddy bear 3 times in a row

That ranting must have made you p!ssy... let me cheer you up. We're going to play the Crushed Dreams Game.
1) I make a wish, (ex: I wish I had 2 legs)
2) You try your best to find a way for that wish to go horribly wrong while still coming true. (ex: Granted. You have 2 legs which you share with your congenital twin)
3) You make a wish so the next person can play.

Ready?

I wish I could fly

Amen!

I agree. Esp. with the "Am I pregnant?" questions. Thanks for the laugh.

cuz we rule and rock.
and thats the truth